Monday, February 13, 2012

its not like lost keys, but still.

Waiting in the check out line at Winco today, a woman tapped me on the shoulder.

Woman: Ma'am. Uh, ma'am excuse me.

Me: Yes?

Woman: Excuse me, but you have a paper banana stuck to your butt.

Me: (Excitedly) Oh! I was looking for that all morning. Thank you so much. I am so happy I didn't lose it.

Woman: You lost your paper banana?

(She was looking at me expectantly. I thought about it for a sec. Nah, too much to explain).

Me: Don't ask.

5 comments:

Mackenzie Sue said...

hahahaha and this mom is exactly why i love you. I'm just sad i wasn't there to witness it.

Megs said...

as am i, Kenz. As am i. ;0)

Anonymous said...

Okay, this has to have an anonymous comment. Let's see, a paper banana stuck to your butt. I could write a book about that. I know I could write a song about it.

The morning sun shines through the clouds.
Winter gloom no longer shrouds,
On golden wings I rise above the rut
Because I've got a paper banana stuck to my butt.

Only you dear sister, only you.

cs said...

Brahahahahah! Only you dear brother, only you.

Fat panda said...

hahahaha you are so cute mom :D