Waiting in the check out line at Winco today, a woman tapped me on the shoulder.
Woman: Ma'am. Uh, ma'am excuse me.
Woman: Excuse me, but you have a paper banana stuck to your butt.
Me: (Excitedly) Oh! I was looking for that all morning. Thank you so much. I am so happy I didn't lose it.
Woman: You lost your paper banana?
(She was looking at me expectantly. I thought about it for a sec. Nah, too much to explain).
Me: Don't ask.