Today we are spending ld’s birthday in a most cultured way. Going to a museum, a candlelight dinner, discussing ‘deep socks.’
Given all that, it’s only fitting he be given a hoity toity shout out. Er, Latin no less. Therefore, gratias ago vos pro totus suggero , fixing res quod merriment super annus , diligo of meus vita. EGO diligo vos praeter aer. Gauisus Natalis, Lance Maximus.
Translation: Thank you for all the providing, fixing stuff and merriment over the years, oh love of my life. I love you more than air. Happy Birthday, Lance the Great.