On the ride down to Home Evening in Santaquin:
Ld: So, I’ve given up using deodorant.
Cs: huh? Pray, what brought this about?
Ld: I read that deodorant contains little bits of metal. The metal has been shown to contribute to Alzheimer’s.
Cs: hmmm. So, how long have you been deodorant free?
Ld: Since yesterday morning, or maybe it was just today, I can’t remember.
Cs: I see.
On the ride home:
Ld: (takes a whiff of his underarm) Maybe I’ll start using deodorant again.
(Pause and sigh) It’s a risk I’ll have to take.
Cs: Good call.