Waiting in the check out line at Winco today, a woman tapped me on the shoulder.
Woman: Ma'am. Uh, ma'am excuse me.
Me: Yes?
Woman: Excuse me, but you have a paper banana stuck to your butt.
Me: (Excitedly) Oh! I was looking for that all morning. Thank you so much. I am so happy I didn't lose it.
Woman: You lost your paper banana?
(She was looking at me expectantly. I thought about it for a sec. Nah, too much to explain).
Me: Don't ask.
5 comments:
hahahaha and this mom is exactly why i love you. I'm just sad i wasn't there to witness it.
as am i, Kenz. As am i. ;0)
Okay, this has to have an anonymous comment. Let's see, a paper banana stuck to your butt. I could write a book about that. I know I could write a song about it.
The morning sun shines through the clouds.
Winter gloom no longer shrouds,
On golden wings I rise above the rut
Because I've got a paper banana stuck to my butt.
Only you dear sister, only you.
Brahahahahah! Only you dear brother, only you.
hahahaha you are so cute mom :D
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